A joke

A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, two loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. 
“You must be single.” the clerk says. 
Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, “Yes, I am. How could you tell?”
“Because you’re ugly.”

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